To the editor of THE EAGLE:

I have an offer for Sheldon Adelson, the Koch brothers and Mitt Romney. Send me a personal check for $10,000 and I will vote Republican in November.

Let’s be honest, you’re buying the election anyway, so why not just eliminate the middle man. Ten thousand dollars and I’ll re-register as a Republican and vote down the line as a Republican. Done. Please make sure to spell my last name correctly.

Honestly, how could you argue with that, it is just pocket change to you guys, but it would really help me out. This has just been an awful couple of years and $10,000 would really help out a lot!

Kindest regards. And best of luck to any of you who take me up on my offer.