Eileen Patterson, as Ana, sings a tune in "50 Shades! The Musical," a parody of the book "Fifty Shades of Grey," during its run earlier
Eileen Patterson, as Ana, sings a tune in "50 Shades! The Musical," a parody of the book "Fifty Shades of Grey," during its run earlier this month at the Sandler Center for the Performing Arts in Virginia Beach. Behind her are, from left, book club ladies Sheila O'Connor, Tiffany Dissette and Alexis Field. (Timothy Wright/The Washington Post)